The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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61 Excuse me, but what exactly am I doing with this fish in my ear? -It's translating for you. Look in the book under Babel Fish.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

62 Excuse the mess. Most unfortunate, a diode blew in one of the life-support computers. When we came to revive our cleaning staff, we discovered they'd been dead for 30000 years.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

63 Have you any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I were to let it roll straight over you? -How much? -None at all.

64 Hello, wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all welcome.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

65 Hey, look at this! Any idea what these strange symbols on the walls are? -Yeah. I think they're strange symbols of some kind. It's hard to tell with my shades on.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

66 Hey, spooky, eh! -And dark. -You've still got your sunglasses on. -Too right.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

67 Hosts? I don't see any hosts. Ew! There are mice on the table!

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

68 I like the cover. 'Don't Panic!' It's the first helpful, or intelligible thing anyone's said to me all day! -Yes, that's why It sells so well.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

69 I mean, we've got to find out what people want from fire. You know, how they relate to it, the image... -Stick it up your nose. -Which is precisely the kind of thing we need to know, I mean, do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?

70 I'm trying to teach the cavemen to play Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is 'uh', and they don't know how to spell it. -What's the point in that? -We've got to make them evolve.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

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