The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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51 Anywhere we can talk? -What? -We've got to talk. -Fine. Talk! -And drink. It's vitally important that we talk and drink, now! We'll go to the pub in the village.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

52 Baa-aaa! Hrrmmph! Good evening, madam and gentlemen. I am the main dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body?

53 Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

54 Computer, tell us again what our current trajectory is. -A real pleasure, fella!

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate)

55 Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

56 Declared war? There's no-one even living there. -Yes, but there will be one day, so we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

57 Did it have oceans? -Oh, yes. Great big, wide, rolling, blue oceans. -Can't bear oceans.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

58 Earthman, it is sometimes hard to follow your mode of speech.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

59 Everyone's going to have his own theory about what answer I'm eventually going to come up with.

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

60 Exactly. You have to know what the question actually is, in order to know what the answer means.

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

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