The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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41 Many men, of course, became extremely rich. But this was perfectly natural, and nothing to be ashamed of because no-one was really poor. At least, no-one worth speaking of.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

42 Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communications between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

43 No. You're completely wrong. I write poetry just to throw my mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

44 Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. -Everyone? -Everyone.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

45 Ten million years of planning and work gone, just like that. Well, that's bureaucracy for you.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

46 The man who invented this mind-pummelling drink also invented the wisest remark ever made, which was this: Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

47 They were index-linked to the Galactic stock market prices, you see. So that we'd all be revived when everybody else had rebuilt the economy enough to be able to afford our rather expensive services.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

48 Well, I wish you'd just tell me, rather than try to engage my enthusiasm, because I haven't got one.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

49 Well... Goodbye, Earthman. Sorry about your planet. Hope the lifestyle comes together.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

50 Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

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