- Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.
- Everyone?
- Everyone.

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9 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 4 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:18:20.160 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Oh, what a dull name.

- So, there you have it. Deep Thought designed the Earth. We built it and you lived on it.

- And the Vogons destroyed it five minutes before the program was completed.

- Ten million years of planning and work gone, just like that. Well, that's bureaucracy for you.

- You know, this explains a lot. Because, all my life, I've had this unaccountable feeling in my bones that something sinister was happening in the Universe and that no one would tell me what it was.

- Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.

- Ah! Well, maybe that means something? That outside the Universe we know, some alien intelligence...

- Maybe. Who cares?

- Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say: hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

- Look at me, I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out.

- I've been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment, they become fashionable, I get a major award.

- In this replacement Earth we're doing, I've been given Africa, and I'm doing it with whole fjords again because I like them. I'm old-fashioned enough to think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. Then, they tell me it's not equatorial enough.

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And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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