Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

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computers exit zaphod beeblebrox

16 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 3 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:15:57.902 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- Well, that's just the computer. I discovered that they have this emergency backup personality. I thought it might work out better.

- Now, this is gonna be your first day on a strange planet, so I want you all wrapped up smug and warm, and no playing with any naughty, bug-eyed monsters.

- Or maybe we'd be better off with a slide rule.

- All right, who said that?

- Will you open up the exit hatch, please, Computer?

- Not until whoever said that owns up.

- I'm waiting. I can wait all day if necessary.

- Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

- Please enjoy your day on this planet.

- I can see this relationship is something we're all going to have to work at.

- Hey, come on, you guys. Let's go. Yeah.

- It's fantastic!

- A desolate hole.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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