The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 15

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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141 Night's falling. Look, robot, the stars are coming out. -I know. Wretched, isn't it?

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

142 Now choose, either die, in the vacuum of space, or, tell me how good you thought my poem was.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

143 Oh dear, says God, I hadn't thought of that, and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

144 Oh. I wonder what'll happen if I press this button? -Don't! -Oh... -What happened? A sign lit up, saying, 'Please do not press this button again.'

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

145 Old mate, I trust you about as far as I could comfortably spit out a rat.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

146 Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson)

147 Quiet. I present you with a simple choice. Think very carefully, for your very lives lie in your hands.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

148 Raise families, and strive for new and better societies, and fight terrible wars for what you know is right. It gives one real hope for the whole future of lifekind. Except, of course, we know it hasn't got one.

149 Science has achieved some wonderful things, I know, but I'd far rather be happy than right, any day. -And are you? -No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

150 Sir, they're my prisoners. Can't I just interrogate them a little bit? -Oh, very well! Ask them what they want to drink. -Thank you, sir.

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