The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 14

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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131 It's at times like this, stuck in a Vogon airlock, with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young. -What did she tell you? -I don't know, I didn't listen!

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

132 Let's build robots with Genuine People Personalities, they said. So, they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you?

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

133 Life. Don't talk to me about life.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

134 Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

135 Listen, you semi-evolved simian, go climb a tree, will you?

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

136 Listen. If we keep them talking, maybe their brains will seize up.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

137 Look at me, I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

138 Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

139 Message repeat. This is your captain speaking. So stop whatever you're doing and pay attention.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

140 Mice? Look, are we talking about the same things? Mice mean to me little white furry creatures with a cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables in early '60$ sitcoms.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

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