The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 18

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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171 Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I hadn't previously been aware of.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

172 Ahhh! What's happening? Uh, excuse me, who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

173 All right, Mr Wise Guy! You're so clever, you tell us what color it should be!

174 Almighty Zarquon! Has no one done anything yet? -Yes. I have declared war on the next continent.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

175 And I am Mr Desiato's bodyguard and I'm responsible for his body, and I'm not responsible for yours, so take it away before it gets damaged.

176 And I demand that I am Vroomfondel! -It's all right. You don't need to demand that. -All right. I am Vroomfondel! And that is not a demand. That is a solid fact.

177 As you are probably aware, the plans for the development of the outlying regions of the western spiral arm of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system...

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

178 Busy? Well, I've just got this bulldozer to lie in front of, or it will knock my house down, but otherwise, no, not especially. Why? -Good!

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

179 But I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water, if you like, I mean, if that's what you really want. Would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water?

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

180 But the program will take me a little while to run. -How long? -Seven, and a half... -What? Not till next week? -Million years.

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

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