The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 17

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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161 The very worst poetry of all, and its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England, perished in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

162 These are the greatest shades in the known sky. Just take a look at the copy.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

163 Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worse in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

164 We demand that that machine not be allowed to think about this problem!

165 What about the missiles? -Missiles? You wanna make me laugh? Show me some missiles.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

166 What are you doing? -Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

167 What the hell is that? -If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space. -And if we are unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

168 What's so great about dead people? -I don't know, what is so great about dead people?

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

169 Who's going to clear away the bodies? That's what no-one seems to have an answer for.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

170 Oh, that was easy, says man, and for an encore he goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

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