- What the hell is that?
- If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space.
- And if we are unlucky?
- The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

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arthur dent ford prefect poetry

10 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:03:15.621 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- This time, it was right. It would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

- Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished, to make way for a hyper-space bypass, and so the idea was last forever.

- Meanwhile, Arthur Dent has escaped from the Earth in the company of a friend of his, who has unexpectedly turned out to be from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and not from Guildford after all.

- His name is Ford Prefect, for reasons which are unlikely to become clear again at the moment,

- And they are currently hiding in the storeroom of 3 Vegan spaceship.

- What the hell is that?

- If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space.

- And if we are unlucky?

- The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

- Oh, freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee that mordiously hath blurted out its earted jurtles into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

- Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles are slurping hagrilly up the..

- Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worse in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria.

- During a recitation by their poet master, Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging.

- And the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council only survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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