The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 20

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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191 I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

192 I suppose there's no chance of a cup of tea? -None.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

193 I woke up this morning, thought I'd have a nice, relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog. It's now just after 4:00 in the afternoon and I'm already being thrown out of an alien spaceship, five light-years from the smoking remains of the Earth.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

194 I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

195 If I were to ask you where the hell we were, would I regret it?

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

196 In a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and with one million sleek, horribly be-weaponed star-cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

197 In this replacement Earth we're doing, I've been given Africa, and I'm doing it with whole fjords again because I like them. I'm old-fashioned enough to think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. Then, they tell me it's not equatorial enough.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

198 In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, fury creatures from Alpha Centauri.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

199 Keep the change. -What, from a fiver, sir? Thank you, sir! -You've got 10 minutes left to spend it.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

200 Look at this door. All the doors in this spacecraft have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again, with the knowledge of a job well done.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

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