The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 21

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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201 Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

202 Now, look, buddy! You're not dealing with any dumb, two-bit, trigger-pumping morons with low hairlines, little piggy eyes, and no conversation.

203 Oh, God, I'm so depressed.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

204 Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce. -Your shoulder? -Naturally, mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer.

205 The afterlife? -Is this the afterlife? -Yeah. I mean, yeah. Well, I think so. There's no way we could've survived that blast in there. -No. -None at all.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

206 This is my idea of a spaceship. All gleaming metal, flashing lights... Everything.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

207 This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

208 Ugh. Sounds ghastly. -It is. -What? -It all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

209 What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

210 When we were hungry, we used to pose as health inspectors, and go around confiscating meals and drinks, and get food poisoning?

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

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