The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 23

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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221 And I write novels! -Yeah. He writes 'em in crayon. -Though I haven't had any published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a mean mood!

222 And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

223 And that whistling, roaring sound can be 'wind'. Perhaps, I can find a better name for it later when I find out what it's for, because there certainly seems to be a hell lot of it!

224 And then, of course, I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. -Really? -Oh, yes. I mean, I've asked for them to be replaced, but no one ever listens. -Huh. I can imagine.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

225 Barman, quickly! Can you just give me four packets of peanuts?

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

226 Buzz them? -Yeah. They find some isolated spot, land right by some unsuspecting soul that no-one's ever gonna believe, and strut up and down in front of them making 'beep, beep' noises. Rather childish, really.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

227 Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain. -I beg your pardon, sir? -The phone, waiter!

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

228 Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon... forget it.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

229 I can even work out your personality problems to 10 decimal places if it'll help.

— Eddie The Computer (David Tate)

230 I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed. -Oh, God!

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

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