The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 25

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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241 Okay, did you know that most peoples' lives are governed by telephone numbers? -Telephone numbers?

— Eddie The Computer (David Tate)

242 Okay, Hotblack, the black ship's ready to crash into the sun. Time to get there ourselves.

243 Reservation? -Yes, sir. -Do you need a reservation for the afterlife?

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

244 Teasers? -Yeah. Teasers are rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around the galaxy looking for planets that no-one's made interstellar contact yet with, and buzz them.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

245 The slightest thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

246 There's an infinite number of monkeys out here, who want to talk to us about the script for Hamlet they worked out.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

247 We are about to land, then? -Well, not exactly land, no. I think, as far as I remember, we were programmed to crash on it.

248 We're a couple of caring, intelligent guys. You'd probably really like if you met us socially.

249 Well, here's something to occupy you, and take your mind off things. -It won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.

250 Well, if you call it a robot. It's more like an electronic sulking machine.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

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