The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 27

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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261 Infinity minus one. Improbability sum now complete.

— Eddie The Computer (David Tate)

262 Kid. -Yeah? -Beat it! -Who are you? -I'm the guy that's telling you to beat it before it gets beaten for you.

263 That is not the point. Quack! Point is, now I am a perfectly safe penguin. Quack.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

264 Well, if that's their sales pitch, what's it like in the complaints department?

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

265 Well, isn't there anything we can do? -No, nothing. -Aren't we supposed to lie down or put a paper bag over your head, or something? -Yes, if you like. -Will that help? -No.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

266 What was wrong with your planet? -Well, it was doomed, as I said. Apparently, it was going to blow up or crash into the sun, or some such thing.

267 Will you two shut up? I want to table a motion. -Boulder a motion, you mean. -Thank you, I made that point.

268 Arthur bruised his upper arm.

269 Has Mr Dent come to his senses yet?

270 I refuse to prove that I exist, says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

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