The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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21 Well, anyway, the recession came and we thought, thought it would save a lot of bother if we just slept through it. So we programmed the computers to revive us when it was all over.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

22 And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

23 A green salad? -Is there any reason why I shouldn't have a green salad? -I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point, sir.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

24 Ah, but since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have all, of course, become immensely rich. But we have run into a small inflation problem, owing to the high level of leaf availability.

25 Ah, this is futile! 573 committee meetings, you haven't even discovered fire yet!

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

26 Did you ever go to a place... I think it was called Norway? -No, no, I didn't. -Pity. That was one of mine. Won an award, you know. Lovely, crinkly edges. I was most upset to hear of its destruction.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

27 Drink up. You've got three pints to get through. -Three pints? At lunch time? -Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

28 Earth men are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

29 For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: The wheel, New York, wars and on. Whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

30 Hey! Did you think of that, Earthman? -Well, all I did... -That's a pretty hoopy piece of thinking, you know that?

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

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