The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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11 Earth men are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

12 Excuse the mess. Most unfortunate, a diode blew in one of the life-support computers. When we came to revive our cleaning staff, we discovered they'd been dead for 30000 years.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

13 I'll have a green salad. -May I urge you, sir, to consider my liver? It must be very rich and tender by now. I have been force-feeding myself for months. -Green salad, please.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

14 It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

15 Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

16 My left arm's disappeared. How am I going to operate my digital watch now?

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

17 O Great Computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us the answer. -The answer? The answer to what? -Life! -The Universe! -Everything!

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

18 Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say: hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

19 The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

20 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

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