The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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11 It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

12 Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

13 My left arm's disappeared. How am I going to operate my digital watch now?

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

14 O Great Computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us the answer. -The answer? The answer to what? -Life! -The Universe! -Everything!

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

15 Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say: hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

16 The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

17 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

18 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. The introduction starts like this: Space, it says, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

19 These creatures you call mice are not as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyper intelligent, pan-dimensional beings. This business with the cheese and squeaking is just a front. They've been experimenting on you.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

20 We are not going to be great. We are not going to be amazing. We are going to be amazingly amazing!

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

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