Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be back again in a moment.

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6 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:14:20.595 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- So welcome one and all to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

- I am your host for this evening, Max Quordlepleen, and I have come straight from the very, very other end of time where I've been hosting a show at the Big Bang Burger Bar, where we had a very exciting evening, ladies and gentlemen.

- And I will be with you right through this tremendous, historic occasion: the end of history itself!

- So, now, ladies and gentlemen, take your places at table.

- The candles are lit, the band is playing, and as the force-shielded dome above us slides apart, revealing a dark and sullen sky hung with the ancient light of livid, swollen stars, I can see that we are in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse!

- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be back again in a moment.

- Would you all like to see the menu, or would you care to meet the dish of the day?

- It's an Amiglian Major cow. I'll bring him over.

- Okay, we'll meet the meat, that's cool!

- Baa-aaa! Hrrmmph! Good evening, madam and gentlemen. I am the main dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body?

- Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce.

- Your shoulder?

- Naturally, mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer.

- The rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there. Mmm...

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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