The candles are lit, the band is playing, and as the force-shielded dome above us slides apart, revealing a dark and sullen sky hung with the ancient light of livid, swollen stars, I can see that we are in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse!

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17 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:14:02.642 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- Ladies and gentlemen, the universe as we know it has been in existence for 170000 million billion years, and will be ending in a little over 10 minutes time.

- So welcome one and all to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

- I am your host for this evening, Max Quordlepleen, and I have come straight from the very, very other end of time where I've been hosting a show at the Big Bang Burger Bar, where we had a very exciting evening, ladies and gentlemen.

- And I will be with you right through this tremendous, historic occasion: the end of history itself!

- So, now, ladies and gentlemen, take your places at table.

- The candles are lit, the band is playing, and as the force-shielded dome above us slides apart, revealing a dark and sullen sky hung with the ancient light of livid, swollen stars, I can see that we are in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse!

- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be back again in a moment.

- Would you all like to see the menu, or would you care to meet the dish of the day?

- It's an Amiglian Major cow. I'll bring him over.

- Okay, we'll meet the meat, that's cool!

- Baa-aaa! Hrrmmph! Good evening, madam and gentlemen. I am the main dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body?

- Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce.

- Your shoulder?

- Naturally, mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer.

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Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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