- That's not what I was told. My commanding officer swore blind that the entire planet was about to be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat.
- Oh really?
- Yes.

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apocalypse doomsday goats

11 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 6 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:18:28.880 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- So it was decided to build three gigantic ships, three gigantic arks, in space.

- Of course, the idea was that into the first ship, the A Ship, would go all the brilliant leaders, the scientists, the great artists, you know, all the achievers.

- And then into the third ship, the C Ship, would go all the people who do the actual work, who make things and do things.

- And then into the B Ship, that's ours of course, would go everyone else, you know, the middlemen and, of course we were sent off first.

- What was wrong with your planet?

- Well, it was doomed, as I said. Apparently, it was going to blow up or crash into the sun, or some such thing.

- That's not what I was told. My commanding officer swore blind that the entire planet was about to be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat.

- He said how lucky I was to be going off on the first ship.

- But they made sure they sent all of you lot off first, anyway.

- Oh, yes! And everyone said, and very nicely, I thought, how important it was for morale to feel that they were arriving on another planet where you could be sure of getting a good haircut, and where the phones were clean.

- Yes, well I can see that that would be very important.

- And the rest of the ships followed on after you, didn't they?

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And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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