- I suppose there's no chance of a cup of tea?
- None.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

3 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:06:17.678 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Ha-ha! Then where the photon are we?

- Hey, I've sussed it! This must be... Milliways!

- Milliways!

- Yes, this is Milliways.

- Milliways?

- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

- The end of what?

- The Universe.

- When did that end?

- In just a few minutes, sir.

- Now, if you will order drinks, I will show you to your table in the main part of the restaurant.

- I suppose there's no chance of a cup of tea?

- None.

- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.

- A vast time bubble has been projected into the far future to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.

- You can arrive from any city you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively in advance, as it were, when you return to your own time.

- You can visit it as many times as you like, and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes.

[...]