No, but seriously, no offence meant. I know one shouldn't make fun of deeply held beliefs. So I think a great big hand for the great prophet Zarquon. Wherever he's got to!

14 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:18:50.388 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Last bids now, lads. And no cheating. This is a very solemn moment.

- And a party of minor deities from the Halls of Asgard.

- And a party of Young Conservatives from Sirius B. This is all your fault.

- And lastly, a party of devout believers from the Church of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon.

- Still waiting for the Second Coming. Well, fellas, let's hope he hurries. He's got eight minutes left.

- No, but seriously, no offence meant. I know one shouldn't make fun of deeply held beliefs. So I think a great big hand for the great prophet Zarquon. Wherever he's got to!

- Now it's marvelous to see so many of you here tonight because... No, isn't it, though?

- Because I know so many of you came time and time again to watch this final end of everything, which I think is really wonderful, and then to return home to your own eras...

- Raise families, and strive for new and better societies, and fight terrible wars for what you know is right. It gives one real hope for the whole future of lifekind. Except, of course, we know it hasn't got one.

- Excuse me, sir.

- Who, me?

- Mr Zaphod Beeblebrox?

- Er... Yeah.

- There is a phone call for you, sir.

[...]

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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