But I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water, if you like, I mean, if that's what you really want. Would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water?

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

14 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:22:08.800 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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[...]

- Where can we find you, Marvin?

- You don't have to pretend to be interested in me, you know? I know perfectly well I'm only a menial robot.

- Yeah, yeah, but where are you?

- 'Reverse primary thrust, Marvin', that's what they say to me. 'Open airlock number three, Marvin.'

- 'Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?' Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper!

- But I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water, if you like, I mean, if that's what you really want. Would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water?

- What's he saying?

- Nothing. He just phoned up to wash his head at us.

- Marvin, will you please tell us where you are?

- I'm in the car park.

- What are you doing in the car park?

- Parking cars. What else does one do in a car park?

- Well, yeah, okay. Stay there, I'll be down in a minute.

- That makes two of us.

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