- That's not what I was told. My commanding officer swore blind that the entire planet was about to be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat.
- Oh really?
- Yes.

11 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 6 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:18:28.880 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- So it was decided to build three gigantic ships, three gigantic arks, in space.

- Of course, the idea was that into the first ship, the A Ship, would go all the brilliant leaders, the scientists, the great artists, you know, all the achievers.

- And then into the third ship, the C Ship, would go all the people who do the actual work, who make things and do things.

- And then into the B Ship, that's ours of course, would go everyone else, you know, the middlemen and, of course we were sent off first.

- What was wrong with your planet?

- Well, it was doomed, as I said. Apparently, it was going to blow up or crash into the sun, or some such thing.

- That's not what I was told. My commanding officer swore blind that the entire planet was about to be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat.

- Oh really?

- Yes.

- He said how lucky I was to be going off on the first ship.

- But they made sure they sent all of you lot off first, anyway.

- Oh, yes! And everyone said, and very nicely, I thought, how important it was for morale to feel that they were arriving on another planet where you could be sure of getting a good haircut, and where the phones were clean.

- Yes, well I can see that that would be very important.

- Can you?

- Shh.

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