2 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:58.932 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Don't you have homes?
- Porterhouse.
- Yes, sir, Judge.
- There's a brown Audi parked in my parking space. Get a tow truck and have it hauled away immediately. Right away, Judge. Right away, sir. Yes, sir.
- Oh, Porterhouse!
- Yes, sir! Yes, sir, judge. Yes, sir.
- Look at the wax build-up on those shoes. This is fine leather. I want that wax stripped off there. I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois and I want them now. Chop-chop!
- You've got them, judge.
- Spaulding, get dressed. You're playing golf today. No, I'm not, Grandpa. I'm playing tennis.
- You're playing golf and you're going to like it.
- What about my asthma?
- I'll give you asthma.
- Ty, what did you shoot today?
- Oh, I don't keep score, judge.
- Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
- By height.
- You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
- Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
- Oh, say, Fred. Have you heard the latest one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?
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