You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

8 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:10.402 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, Porterhouse!

- Yes, sir! Yes, sir, judge. Yes, sir.

- Look at the wax build-up on those shoes. This is fine leather. I want that wax stripped off there. I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois and I want them now. Chop-chop!

- You've got them, judge.

- Spaulding, get dressed. You're playing golf today. No, I'm not, Grandpa. I'm playing tennis.

- You're playing golf and you're going to like it.

- What about my asthma?

- I'll give you asthma.

- Ty, what did you shoot today?

- Oh, I don't keep score, judge.

- Oh, well, how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

- By height.

- You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

- Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch.

- Oh, say, Fred. Have you heard the latest one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?

- Yeah! That's a doozy, judge!

- Colored boy? Why, you son of a bitch. I'll fix you, you little... Colored boy.

[...]

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