Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

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5 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 4 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:07:06.544 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- O Deep Thought, are you not as we designed you to be, the greatest, the most powerful computer of all time?

- I describe myself as the second greatest, and such I am.

- Can we just clear this up? O Deep Thought, are you not a greater computer than the Milliard Gargantubrain, which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?

- The Milliard Gargantubrain? A mere abacus! Mention it not.

- Are you not a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity?

- Googleplex Star Thinker?

- Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.

- But are you not a more fiendish disputant than the Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus 12?

- The Great Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler could talk all four legs off an Arcturan MegaDonkey. Only I could persuade him to go for a walk afterwards.

- Then, what is the problem?

- There is no problem.

- I speak of none but the computer that is to come after me.

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