Now, look, buddy! You're not dealing with any dumb, two-bit, trigger-pumping morons with low hairlines, little piggy eyes, and no conversation.

12 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 4 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:28:08.237 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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(Galactic cops shooting lasers)

- They're shooting at us! I thought they said they didn't want to do that!

- Yeah, I thought they said that.

- Hey, I thought you said you didn't want to shoot us!

- It isn't easy being a cop!

- What did he say?

- He said that it isn't easy being a cop.

- That's his problem, isn't it?

- I would have thought so, yeah.

- Now, listen! I think we've enough problems of our own having you out there shooting at us, so if you'd like to avoid laying your personal problems on us as well, I think we'd all find it a lot easier to cope!

- Now, look, buddy! You're not dealing with any dumb, two-bit, trigger-pumping morons with low hairlines, little piggy eyes, and no conversation.

- We're a couple of caring, intelligent guys. You'd probably really like if you met us socially.

- I don't go around gratuitously shooting people and then brag about it in seedy space-rangers bars.

- I go around gratuitously shooting people, and then I agonize about it, afterwards, to my girlfriend!

- And I write novels!

- Yeah. He writes 'em in crayon.

- Though I haven't had any published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a mean mood!

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